ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG! He is back. I know there are a lot of new followers to the blog but you old school lovebugs, know exactly what is about to go down. You see, a few months ago, when this bloggity was in it's first trimester, The Mister used to swing by here and give style advice because he loves me bighugethings. Over the past 2 months, he has taken a bit of a hiatus. But now, he is back with some amazeballsawesomeness. CEREAL! So, here is how this works, The Mister gives his schpeel, and I comment in parenthetical bold. Enjoy or goshoveit. He is the most popular thing that happens on THYMWYA, EVAH! Ladies, Gents, Pigeons, Brian Wilson, here is my Mister.
"This one's for you and me/livin out our dreams/we are right where we should be/with my arms out wide/I open my eyes/and now all I wanna see/is a sky full of lighters..." Eminem's verse after this intro is true in so many ways to those of us who have goals we are attaining and trying to protect.
Wearing: Pants: American Apparel. Shoes: Aldo. Vest: Urban Outfitters. Top: Crossroads. Jewelry: Really?
I have been taking some time to myself to grow my Personal Training business, which is going good!! So, down to business since the weather up here in the City is great after 12pm! (Indeed. He took these photos during a late lunch at 2:30.)
First off, for those of you who need to hide a little somethin' cause certain things are not very flattering... buy a maxi dress. (ummmmmmm, hello, these are great for any body type. For deadcereal, please everyone go buy a maxi dress)
For the rest of you with those legs that need to be seen, I thank you for you understanding and I am speaking for the male population when I say this. Show the legs and the arms! It is America, we don't hate you for showing skin! ( I greatly envy everysinglelastone of you that is in some heat that will let you rock your gams. Trust a whole lot that if it ever gets above 62 degrees, I am going to be showing all the leg I can. Y'all know me. This is just how I roll...Sun's out, guns out. And by guns I mean my legs.)
Hide the bra if you are not in the club, it ain't 1990!! (WTEFFFFFF evah! Madonna Louise Ciccione has been and will always be my #1 fashion icon and she said it was totes cool to rock your bra. TILLIDIEEEEEE!)
Add some color! I keep seeing a lot of pale colors out there and I am wondering what happened to the summer colors that scream out, "lets go have some spontaneous fun!"
But what is really irritating is the women who constantly wear pants!! Is 85 out and you put on capri's? Really? At least put on some shorts forgodsake! (THYMWYA WORDJUMBLE!!!!!)
Keep the toes did, cross trainers are sexy for the ankles and calves, anklets are always hot.(not to be confused with canklets...That is just nasty!!!!!!!)
Go out tonight and talk to a guy you normally wouldn't approach or who you would normally shut down. You might be totally surprised at what happens!! Either way!! hahahaha!! (True story...If I hadn't done this myself, me and The Mister wouldn't ever have been together. Take a risk booboos, you never know. God has an amazing sense of humor.)
In the words of Robin Thicke, "Cause she's shakin it for daddy/yeah she's shakin it for me" Shakin it 4 Daddy, Sex therapy: The Experience. (Not that this is any of y'alls biz, but whatevvvvvvs. Happiness and bliss can't contain itself. )
8/1 = 1 year for The Mister and Miss Thing Angie! It's gonna be a "Fire Flame" by Birdman and Lil' Wayne kinda weekend!! (Another truestory. One year ago, The Mister and I made this thing offish. Honestly, this has been the happiest and most fun year of my life. I love him with all I have. It's not always easy but is always worth it.)
Angie & The Mister.
Angie & The Mister.