Happy Friday everyone. After all of the royal wedding talk today, I really honestly could add my commentary to Kate's dress and the ridiculousness of all those fascinators and how I didn't know that Lindsey Lohan was allowed out of California until I saw her reincarnated as Chelsy Davy. However, that is not for today. That is for this weekend. Three reasons, 1.) I don't want to fall on deaf ears of EVERYSINGLE blogger ever talking about it today. 2.) As American's we not so politely seceded from England over 200 years ago, and since I didn't get the day off of work, I am not going to give them my Friday blog post. 3.) Around these parts (The Hotness Your Momma Warned You About) Friday's belong to my #1 priority, The Mister. So, for all of us commoners, here is my Mister. My commentary in parenthetical bold.
Wearing: Pantaloni: BCBG. Top: bebe. Belt: Express. Shoes: Kelsi Dagger.
"Since I've Talked about the sexiness of dressing down and sporty, let's play the fantasy game! (Angie IN!)
So all guys have the dream of spending some quality time with a sexy, well dressed and stunning woman (check, check, and check). So now is the time to put on the 5 lbs of bracelets and that watch that cost a paycheck, those 6 inch heels, and a short hot dress (check, check, check, check). Dress to impress!! Catch your prey's eye and start some conversation. See where it leads! Maybe move away from your group of girlfriends. It's true that some guys find that bothersome and it almost turns into a war we can't win because your friends jealousy will convince you to end his advances. So stunt it this weekend (as Chris Brown said, stuntin' is a habit). And if your eyes are captivating, the aviators holding your hair in place increase the sparkle (!!!!!!!!!!!!!not only does The Mister do Angie math, he also speaks Sparkle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)! Have fun and live like it's prom night all over again. (But without the weirdness of not winning prom queen. Everyone is a prom queen up in here)"
Thanks to my Mister for contributing his amazingsparklegem insights to the blog. I hope everyone has a great weekend. I will get together my Royal Wedding thoughts, which will also include the fact that it may or may not be illegal to be a ginger in the Royal Famdamily.