First off, Dudes, I have to watch X Factor. It is honestly the only thing that serves as brainbleach after watching American Horror Story (which makes me scream and cry and nearly spill my glass of wine all over my white couch). I love every single person on there except for Chris "lil homey" Rene. Confession: I want to bite theeverlivingcuteness out of Rachel Crow's cheeks...But Melanie Amaro is deadcereal my heartsong. I could listen to her sing me the phone book. (This is not to be confused with Wanda Sykes reading me the phone book, which I perceive to be the funniest thing imaginable). Anyways, Melanie wins the Girrrrrrrl You A West Indian DIVAAAAA award for the week for making me smile with this:
Alright someone out there who reads this blog is in bigeffingtrouble with me. There is an album out there called "Britney Spears, B In The Mix". This is an entire album of BJS' best clubbangers MASHEDUP with some hot house beats. Guess who told me about this? It wasn't you. It was godforsaken Pandora!!!!!!! First of all, I was the one who told you about the Adele/Brit "Rolling Till The World Ends" Mashup and then you all passed it off like you were awesomesauce and that you found it. Don't make me rip your unicorn horn off. If any of you BFFFFFLLLLLL's hear about a Britney mash-up or remix, I am the first one you tell. Capici? Don't think I already know about it. If this happens again, someone is going to become my frenemy quickfastandinahurry. And we all know what happens when you are my frenemy! And I know none of you want to have a wedding on TV and end up divorced within 72 days. Just Sayin! If you want the Brit Brit remixes, you can get them here.
This is what you all get for that little mistake:
On My Radar.