Monday, April 25, 2011

Kim Is Trying My Nerves!

Happy top of the week to you all.  Dudes, I hate this outfit.  I pinky swear it was cold and rainy when I left for work this morning.  I had leggings on under this skirt and was also wearing a leather jacket.  I didn't bring any change of shoes because that slore, weather.com, said it would be raining all day.  TOTAL fib! It turned out to be warm and sunny, which made me have to take my tights off because I was sweating profusely.  I think my willing Spring to show up worked (I actually did a reverse rain dance this weekend, which I am thinking is the real culprit).  Either way, the warm weather incarnation of this outfit, totally blows.  Whatevs, you win some, you lose some.  

Hanging my head in shame over this craptastic look.
Wearing: Skirt: F21. Top:Express (OLD).  Boots: Marc Jacobs.  Jewelries: The usual suspects, ya know 19 bracelets, 1 watch, 2 rings, 2 necklaces, 1 kickass attitude = 25 accessories.

OK, so, Kim Kardashian finally sent me my Shoedazzle selections and it took me the entire weekend to gather my thoughts on this.  I can't even begin to tell you how flabbergasted I am by the selections that she sent me.  Cereal, this bigbootybiotch is going to become my frenemy right quick and in a hurry. 


 First off, it took this girl three tries to still not understand what my style is and she gets paid probably a grip of cash to do this.  I was very explicit in telling Kimmy that I like the stylings of both Nicole Ritchie and Beyonce and preferred heels to flats but I also love me some boots.  I answered about 42 questions on my personal style.   Here is what she came up with.



KIMBERLY!!!!!!  What question did I answer that lead you to believe that I work on a corner rather than in an office?  I am still not convinced that any of these are for me, so I am passing on them unless they want to send me something for free.  Do you guys like any of these?  I mean, if y'all like any of this hottragicmess in footwear, I would be willing to buy them and wear them on the blog...If not, I am thinking I am going to make ol Kardassian work a little harder for me and pick some new shoes.  


I want to thank you all for all of your birthday wishes to The Mister this weekend. He read all of them and was really happy and even started referring to himself as "The Mister".  We have all come together to make him a celebrity and I am 87.6% positive he loves it.  You guys are all the best BFFL's that a girl could ask for!

Otterpops!

Angie

6 comments:

  1. Every time I read your blog it gives me the lols you are hilarious!
    and you're welcome everyone deserves wishes on their birthday!
    the only shoes I might try from those would be tate and possibly york.
    ps. you should totally demonstrate your reverse rain dance because it's been rainy and gross here lately

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  2. ok I am sorry but I do not like Kim K. or any of her sisters. they and their mom annoy the HELL out of me.
    And Puhleeeze don't even talk to me about weird weather. It was sunny this morning and then it freaking hailed this afternoon. NOT COOL.
    anyways love you and your posts!!
    HUGS, Alexandra

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  3. i've been stalk'n you for some time now after HauteLikeCouture put me on to you, and i couldn't find an email button so now i have to publicly tell you that you are one of my 2 writing idols. hilarious, witty, cool, for real, and candid. i cannot express enough how thankful i am that your writing exists for me to fawn over. thanks a million (:

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  4. You are sooooo funny. I have been enjoying reading your post! The outfit looks just fine to me ... Your hair do also looking good.

    ♡ from © tanvii.com

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  5. those are all.hideous. i apologize if anyone else likes them. i've been wanting to try shoedazzle but there's something so joyful about a pair of shoes finding me (never the other way around). this seals the deal: no shoedazzle for me!

    and thanks for the lesson in retrograde. um, i must say it made a lot of sense after the week i had!

    have a great day!

    -suzanne
    awkwardly chic

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  6. Kim ALWAYS annoys me so I can understand your pain! And your comment on my blog made me laugh! You are too much!!! I'm following you too, miss thang!

    www.plentyforpennies.com

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