Happy Monday Care Bears. We are supposed to have great weather in Frisco this week, so I am going to bring you a week of dresses. I can't tell you all how truly happy that this makes me. I love wearing dresses because of how feminine they make me feel...especially this little lace number. Of course I had to wuss rock it up a little with a leather jacket and some fun accessories.
Wearing: Dress: Modcloth. Jacket: Ambiance. Boots: Mia. All Accessories: Gifted from The Mister.
ZOMG, yall! Tomorrow is the day I have been waiting for since 2008. BritBrit's new album Femme Fatale releases and you should all know that I have it on pre-order from iTunes so, as soon as I wake up, I will be bumping it until my ears bleed glitter and rainbows shoot out of my fingertips. As the President of the SF Chapter of the Britney Spears Sparkle Club*** I will give you all a full review of the sparklegemawesomeness, because you know that's what it is going to be. SOLIDPLATINUMGLITTER!
Britney made her comeback this weekend to "reclaim her gays" in SF and Pauly D actually DJ'd for her opening act! Me not being at this concert may be one of the most devastating things that has happened in my charmed life. The night before the concert I get the following text from the Head Italian Gay (H.I.G) at 1:00 am:
H.I.G: Hey girl. Sorry to text so late but I am at Mezzanine and there is a STRONG rumor that Britney will be a surprise guest at 2am
Me: FFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! Thanks for the heads up. LMK if that materializes.
Turns out it was just a Britney drag queen that showed up. Could you imagine the crazy cat fight that would have happened if I got my happy ass out of bed, and threw on my best hookstar outfit and got across town to show up with some tragichotmess drag queen acting like my BFFL? I would have snatched that weave out of her head. JK.
So, Brit, when you are ready to kick it glitterrainbowsparkle style and drink some Ed Hardy Rose', you know where I am.
Keep On Dancin' Till The World Ends,
***(this is a totally made up club that I conjured up while in high school and I am the only member...not by lack of trying, I guess I just didn't know enough gays in HS.)